Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
I never forget a face! But in your case I'll make an exception!
God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you, Hell, everyone makes mistakes.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."