Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma.
A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
Insult: If you were any dumber, your head would implode.
Response: If you were a little bit more intelligent you'd still be stupid.