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You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.


I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.


I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.


Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.


If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"


You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.


Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

alhagie ri...

Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

Chocolate ...

How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.


So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.


Your face looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a fork.