joke bank - Insult Jokes

china...austraila..new zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff
china says they have the biggest wall
austraila says they have the best grass
new zealand says they have the best flag
south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."

You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.

Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south?
A: The Tooth Fairy.

Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.

This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.
There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

What do you call an Indian man which is on fire?

Ima Singin.