joke bank - Insult Jokes

china...austraila..new zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff
china says they have the biggest wall
austraila says they have the best grass
new zealand says they have the best flag
south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."

You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.

Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south?
A: The Tooth Fairy.

You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.

This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.
There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

A fat man goes into a fast food restaurant and orders his food. The cashier says that it will be a minute or two for his food. Finally his food is ready. The cashier hands the food to the fat guy and tells him, "Sorry about your weight."