joke bank - Insult Jokes

Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.

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I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

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I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

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You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

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Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

alhagie ri...

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: Because they don't know where home is.

the chicken

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"

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You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.

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How did giraffes come to be? Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

greatlover16

Q: How do you get 500 old cows in a barn?
A: Put up a Bingo sign.

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So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

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