joke bank - Insult Jokes

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

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I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

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Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."

PandaBuddy...

You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.

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Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

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Q: Who is the poorest guy in the south?
A: The Tooth Fairy.

mum

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

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You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.

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You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.

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This is Ima Singin, I am really offended by this joke.
There is Sum Ting Wong with your sense of humor if you think thats funny

Anonymous

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"

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