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joke bank - Insult Jokes

You've got your head so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

LaughFactory

Well, they do say opposites attract. So I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

LaughFactory

Yo mama is so ugly she made my happy meal cry

Declanm

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

LaughFactory

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers. Your face.

LaughFactory

Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

Anonymous

You're so ugly, your husband takes you with him everywhere he goes, so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye.

LaughFactory

Tom: "Were you born on the highway?"
Jerry: "Uh no, why?"
Tom: "Because that's where most accidents happen."

PandaBuddy...

You're so stupid, you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

LaughFactory

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say "Hi" to people. I'd say "BOO!"

LaughFactory

A guy is sitting at a bar, and a drunk dude walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The first guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk dude comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The first guy looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk dude walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what, Dad? Go home!"

Stampi2

Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.

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