Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Q: What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
A: I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.
In class, Jose is asked to use the word "Cherokee" in a sentence. He pauses and says, "I lost my house key and now I have to Cherokee with my sister."