Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
In class, Jose is asked to use the word "Cherokee" in a sentence. He pauses and says, "I lost my house key and now I have to Cherokee with my sister."
Q: How do you kill 100 flies at once? A: Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Q: Which state has the most questions?
Q: What's the difference between England and a teabag?
A: A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.