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joke bank - National Jokes

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Lol

Q: What do you call stoned Mexicans?
A: Baked beans.

Francis Mata

Q: What did one German soldier say to the other when the Americans attacked?
A: "I did Nazi that coming!"

Fun-E-Gamer

An American, a Vietnamese, a Mexican, a Brazilian, a Canadian, a German, a Turk, and a Russian walk into a fancy restaurant. When they got to the front desk, they were kicked out because they did not have a Thai.

Dr. John

In class, Jose is asked to use the word "Cherokee" in a sentence. He pauses and says, "I lost my house key and now I have to Cherokee with my sister."

guicho1972

Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.

joke lover

Q: How did I get to Iraq?

A: Iran.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a baptized Mexican?
A: Bean dip.

Columbone

Q: If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?
A: You don't bury survivors.

Anonymous

Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? Because they lost the recipe.

Anonymous

Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."

Mark My Words

How do Germans tie their shoes? With little knot-sies!

akozel