Q: How did I get to Iraq?
What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less drunk.
Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.
Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? Because they lost the recipe.
I live in Bakersfield, California. At least it's not Barstow, a city that owes its existence to the fact that people traveling to Las Vegas needed a place to stop and take a sh*t. There was a toilet and they built a city around it.