At first I was surprised the Holocaust happened. And then I watched German Porn.
Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.
Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining." "I can't, Mick, it's got holes in it." "Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?" "I didn't think it would rain."