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Q: If you go into the toilet American and you come out of the toilet American, what are you while you're on the toilet?
A: European.

Anonymous

Q: Why is North Korea not as fun as South Korea?
A: Because it has no Seoul.

Joshua and...

I live in Bakersfield, California. At least it's not Barstow, a city that owes its existence to the fact that people traveling to Las Vegas needed a place to stop and take a sh*t. There was a toilet and they built a city around it.

RobShock

Q: Whats an Indian's favorite sport?
A: Bolleyball.

Rebecca A

Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining." "I can't, Mick, it's got holes in it." "Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?" "I didn't think it would rain."

jtsegal

At first I was surprised the Holocaust happened. And then I watched German Porn.

mmlaughfac...

What does a Mexican order at Starbucks? Cap-a-Chino!

piseisea

Q: What does a West African have for breakfast?
A: Ebola cereal.

Anonymous

Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.

shermsas