Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.
Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings!
Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? Because they lost the recipe.
Q: Why do Scottish people wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
I live in Bakersfield, California. At least it's not Barstow, a city that owes its existence to the fact that people traveling to Las Vegas needed a place to stop and take a sh*t. There was a toilet and they built a city around it.