Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: They don't like fast food.
In class, Jose is asked to use the word "Cherokee" in a sentence. He pauses and says, "I lost my house key and now I have to Cherokee with my sister."
Q: What did one German soldier say to the other when the Americans attacked?
A: "I did Nazi that coming!"
Q: Which state has the most questions?
Q: How did I get to Iraq?