Paddy Englishman, Paddy Scotchman and Paddy Irishman come across a magic slide. The slide operator tells them when they slide down, whatever they shout out for is what they will land in at the bottom. Paddy Englishman goes first and yells "Gold!" and lands in gold. Paddy Scotsman goes next and screams "Silver!" so he lands in silver. Paddy Irishman looks down the slide and, being afraid of heights, closes his eyes and jumps, crying out "OH SH*T!"
What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less drunk.
Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.
Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? Because they lost the recipe.
Q: Why do Scottish people wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.