Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.
What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less drunk.
Two Irishmen friends are drinking together at one of their homes. One friend takes out a bottle of Irish whiskey and asks the other, "Will you pour this bottle out on my grave if I die first?" His friend replies, "Do you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first?"
Q: Why do Scottish people wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? Because they lost the recipe.