Q: If you go into the toilet American and you come out of the toilet American, what are you while you're on the toilet?
Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining." "I can't, Mick, it's got holes in it." "Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?" "I didn't think it would rain."
What does a Mexican order at Starbucks? Cap-a-Chino!
At first I was surprised the Holocaust happened. And then I watched German Porn.
Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.