Q: If you go into the toilet American and you come out of the toilet American, what are you while you're on the toilet?
At first I was surprised the Holocaust happened. And then I watched German Porn.
Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.
Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings!
Q: Why is North Korea not as fun as South Korea?
A: Because it has no Seoul.