Q: If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?
A: You don't bury survivors.
Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.
Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.
What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less drunk.
Q: Why do Scottish people wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.