Q: If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?
A: You don't bury survivors.
Have you heard the Mexican weather forecast? Chili today and hot tamale.
What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding? One less drunk.
Q: Why do Scottish people wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
A Brazilian, a Frenchman, and a Nigerian were in a plane. The pilot told them that they have to jump out of the plane when they find their country. The Brazilian jumped out when he saw the Christ the Redeemer statue. The Frenchman jumped out when he saw the Eiffel Tower. When it was the Nigerian's turn the pilot asked, "When will you jump?" The Nigerian put his hand outside the plane window. When he brought it back in, his watch was gone. He said, "Ah, we've reached my country."