Q: Why do Scottish people wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Why are there no ice cubes in Poland? Because they lost the recipe.
A Brazilian, a Frenchman, and a Nigerian were in a plane. The pilot told them that they have to jump out of the plane when they find their country. The Brazilian jumped out when he saw the Christ the Redeemer statue. The Frenchman jumped out when he saw the Eiffel Tower. When it was the Nigerian's turn the pilot asked, "When will you jump?" The Nigerian put his hand outside the plane window. When he brought it back in, his watch was gone. He said, "Ah, we've reached my country."
Q: If you go into the toilet American and you come out of the toilet American, what are you while you're on the toilet?
Q: Why were the Indians here first?
A: They had reservations.