What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law? A judge.
What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA!
While visiting a friend in the hospital, a young man notices several pretty nurses, each one of them wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. “What does the pin signify?” he asks one of them. “Oh! Nothing,” she says with a chuckle, “we just use it to keep the doctors away.”
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.