What do you call a lawyer who doesn't know the law? A judge.
What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA!
What do lawyers use as contraceptives? Their personalities.
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
The employees at Taco Bell recently started wearing gloves when preparing the food. Ever wonder if their intentions are to protect their hands from the food they're serving?