If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1,000 letters?
A: Post office.
What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper? About two weeks.
What can a goose do that a duck can't, but a lawyer should? Shove its bill up its ass!
What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA!