Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1,000 letters?
A: Post office.
While visiting a friend in the hospital, a young man notices several pretty nurses, each one of them wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. “What does the pin signify?” he asks one of them. “Oh! Nothing,” she says with a chuckle, “we just use it to keep the doctors away.”
If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
What can a goose do that a duck can't, but a lawyer should? Shove its bill up its ass!
What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper? About two weeks.