The employees at Taco Bell recently started wearing gloves when preparing the food. Ever wonder if their intentions are to protect their hands from the food they're serving?
How can you tell when an engineer is an extrovert. He stares at YOUR shoes while he talks to you.
Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.
What is the difference between a waitress who works in a strip club and an actual stripper? About two weeks.
A dentist told a mother, "I'm sorry madam, but I'll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy's tooth." The mother exclaimed, "A $100! You said it was only $20!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but he yelled so loudly that he scared four other patients out of the office!"