A dentist told a mother, "I'm sorry madam, but I'll have to charge you a $100 for pulling your boy's tooth." The mother exclaimed, "A $100! You said it was only $20!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but he yelled so loudly that he scared four other patients out of the office!"
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
If an accountant's spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure? Ask the accountant to talk about their work.
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but lawyers can find you anywhere.
Being an astronaut is funny. It's the only job where you get fired before you start work.