We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty someone is causing to our winged friends by the shore, as many Pelicans have been found with their beaks cut off. Police suspect a local bill collector is behind it all.
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but lawyers can find you anywhere.
What did the fireman name his two sons? Jose and Jose B.
Why can't designated hitters bake pancakes? They also forget the batter.
If an accountant's spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure? Ask the accountant to talk about their work.