What do you call an honest businessman? Asif.
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but lawyers can find you anywhere.
What did the fireman name his two sons? Jose and Jose B.
Do you know what happens if you piss of a pilot? He takes off.
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty someone is causing to our winged friends by the shore, as many Pelicans have been found with their beaks cut off. Police suspect a local bill collector is behind it all.