If an accountant's spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure? Ask the accountant to talk about their work.
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but lawyers can find you anywhere.
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1,000 letters?
A: Post office.
Do you know what happens if you piss of a pilot? He takes off.