If an accountant's spouse cannot sleep, what is the best cure? Ask the accountant to talk about their work.
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1,000 letters?
A: Post office.
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but lawyers can find you anywhere.
Do you know what happens if you piss of a pilot? He takes off.