Why was the civil engineer's relationship so unstable? Because there was no truss left!
A man was walking down the street and saw a sign in a store window that said "Help Wanted," so the man ran in the store and yelled out, "What's wrong?!"
What did the fireman name his two sons? Jose and Jose B.
What do you call an honest businessman? Asif.
Being an astronaut is funny. It's the only job where you get fired before you start work.