Why was the civil engineer's relationship so unstable? Because there was no truss left!
What did the fireman name his two sons? Jose and Jose B.
What do you call an honest businessman? Asif.
We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty someone is causing to our winged friends by the shore, as many Pelicans have been found with their beaks cut off. Police suspect a local bill collector is behind it all.
Why can't designated hitters bake pancakes? They also forget the batter.