We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty someone is causing to our winged friends by the shore, as many Pelicans have been found with their beaks cut off. Police suspect a local bill collector is behind it all.
Q: What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist?
A: The genealogist checks the family tree and the gynecologist checks the family bush.
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a 1,000 letters?
A: Post office.
Being an astronaut is funny. It's the only job where you get fired before you start work.