We've been reading in the papers lately about terrible cruelty someone is causing to our winged friends by the shore, as many Pelicans have been found with their beaks cut off. Police suspect a local bill collector is behind it all.
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but lawyers can find you anywhere.
What do you call an honest businessman? Asif.
What did the fireman name his two sons? Jose and Jose B.
Why was the civil engineer's relationship so unstable? Because there was no truss left!