Congress does some strange things. They put a high tax on liquor and then raises the other taxes that drive people to drink.
I was playing UNO with a bunch of Mexicans, and they were cheating because they kept stealing all the green cards.
Q: What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
A: You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
Hillary Clinton has finally announced she will be running for President. Yes, finally. She says this is a great step forward for all women... who happen to be married to a former president.
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a crooked politician? Chelsea Clinton.