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Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.

sbkenney

Q: Why does the queen carry a scepter?
A: Because everyone works 'cept her.

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Q: What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffit have in common?
A: They both had curds (Kurds) in their way (whey).

Mark My Words

Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% of those responding said, ''Not again.''

Anonymous

Your mother is classless she could be a Marxist utopia.

Anonymous

What's black, white, red, blue, green, yellow, purple, orange, and super easy for anyone to do? Michelle McGee, Jesse James' mistress.

msantopoalo