It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory drink? It's two shots and a splash of water!
Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.