Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.
I went into a Liberal clothing store today to purchase some pants. When I started trying on a few pairs, I noticed that all the pockets except one were visibly removed. I stopped a clerk and ask him if anyone complained. He said "No, Liberals always want a hand out." I asked what happened to the other pockets. "They don't go to waste: Conservatives use them to line theirs."
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
How does Osama Bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.
How did we know that Monica would testify? Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.