Rush Limbaugh wanted to buy an NFL team. His spectacle for him to see black people hit each other while the white quarterback is being protected. Reminds him of the America he loves.
How did we know that Monica would testify? Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.
It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!
How does Osama Bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.
Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% of those responding said, ''Not again.''