New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has said that he may run for President, but analysts predict it is much more likely that he will walk.
It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!
Q: What did Osama Bin Laden's ghost say to Mitt Romney? A: "Don't be sad, Obama's foreign policy killed me too"
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.