Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory drink? It's two shots and a splash of water!
What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection? "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."
The state dinner at the White House honored the prime minister of India, and the menu was vegetarian. How do you like that for Thanksgiving? No turkey, wrong Indians.
Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.
How did we know that Monica would testify? Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.