Q: What is Rodney King's least favorite band?
A: The Police.
How did we know that Monica would testify? Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.
How does Osama Bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.
It was so cold today, a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets!
Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% of those responding said, ''Not again.''