A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory drink? It's two shots and a splash of water!
What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection? "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.
The state dinner at the White House honored the prime minister of India, and the menu was vegetarian. How do you like that for Thanksgiving? No turkey, wrong Indians.