How does Osama Bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.
Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.
How did we know that Monica would testify? Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.
Q: What do you get when you combine a sex addict with a lesbian?
A: Bill and Hillary.
Rush Limbaugh wanted to buy an NFL team. His spectacle for him to see black people hit each other while the white quarterback is being protected. Reminds him of the America he loves.