A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory drink? It's two shots and a splash of water!
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.
What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection? "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."
Q: What is the chance that a Mexican gets across the border?
A: Juan in a million.