A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.
How does Osama Bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.
The state dinner at the White House honored the prime minister of India, and the menu was vegetarian. How do you like that for Thanksgiving? No turkey, wrong Indians.
How did we know that Monica would testify? Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.
Why did the Pakistani cross the road? Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.