Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory drink? It's two shots and a splash of water!
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.
What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection? "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."
Q: What do you get when you combine a sex addict with a lesbian?
A: Bill and Hillary.
How does Osama Bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.