Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.
Q: What did Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffit have in common?
A: They both had curds (Kurds) in their way (whey).
Women in Washington DC were asked if they would have sex with the President. 86% of those responding said, ''Not again.''
Your mother is classless she could be a Marxist utopia.