How does Osama Bin Laden practice safe sex? He marks the camels that kick.
A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything except office.
How did we know that Monica would testify? Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.
Q: What do you get when you combine a sex addict with a lesbian?
A: Bill and Hillary.
Rush Limbaugh wanted to buy an NFL team. His spectacle for him to see black people hit each other while the white quarterback is being protected. Reminds him of the America he loves.