Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."