Q: What is Doctor Who's favorite snack?
What's green and sings? Britney Spearagus.
What type of meat does Lady GaGa eat? Raw raw raw huh haa!
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
I surf the web a lot, and I guess I was using too much bandwidth, because the other day I got an automated phone call from my service provider. It was The Rolling Stones singing, "Hey, you. Get off of my cloud!"