Q. Five gay guys are walking down the street; which way do they turn? A. One Direction.
Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.
Q: What is the difference between the American flag and American Idol?
A: The American flag actually has stars.
After listening to some of Whitney Houston's last, raspy performances, it was pretty clear she didn't end her career on "high" note...or did she? Tox report still pending.
"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman