Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.
Q: Why did Miley and Liam break up?
A: It just wasn't twerking.
Q: How does a woman have safe sex in Detroit?
A: She locks the car doors.
Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space? To visit Pluto.