I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.
Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.
The New Jersey 'Tanning Mom' has recently create a doll and called it the 'Tanorexia' doll. The doll was so ugly, it turned Ken gay.
Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.