Q: How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
A: Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.
Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.