Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."
It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.
Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.