How do you find Ronald McDonald at a nude beach? You look for the sesame seed buns!
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic? Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.
Q: How does a woman have safe sex in Detroit?
A: She locks the car doors.
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.
Curiosity killed the cat. Michael Vick killed the dog.