Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.
Joanna build a snowman?
Q: How does a woman have safe sex in Detroit?
A: She locks the car doors.
Q: Why don't Batman and Robin go fishing?
A: Because Robin eats all the worms.