Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."
Q: What did Cinderella say when she dropped her film off at the photo lab?
A: "Someday my prints will come."
Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.