Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!
Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty six year olds?
A: Because there's twenty of them.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."