Q: What did Cinderella say when she dropped her film off at the photo lab?
A: "Someday my prints will come."
Q: Why do blonde girls walk in groups of odd numbers?
A: Because they can't even!
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.
I hear OJ Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail, apparently he kills everytime.
Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.