Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!
Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and the Titanic? Only 15,000 people went down on the Titanic.
Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.
Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.