Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.
Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
I asked my three year old grandson Malachi what his name was, he replied, "Spiderman." I said, "Malachi, what is your real name?" He replied, "Peter Parker."
It's a little unfair that Mike Vick is looked down upon for dog fighting, and The Mario Bros. are celebrated from taking mushrooms and turtle bashing.