Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.
Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!
Q: How did the frog die?
A: He Kermit suicide.
Q: What show do cows love to watch while they're eating?
A: Graze Anatomy.
Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.