Yo mama so old, she knew 50 Cent when he was only a quarter.
Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.
Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married? Feyoncè.
When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.