Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.
Q: What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?
A: Finnish Hymn!
Why is Ray Charles happy? Because he doesn't know he's black.
What is the differece between Han Solo and Chewbacca? One's a hairy and inaudible man and the other one's Chewbacca.
Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre!