How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke'r Face.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
I wonder what Edward Scissorhands thinks of touchscreen technology.
The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."