What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."