Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A: A Christler.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Blonde: "The United States."
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "My whole body."
Q: Why did Captain Kirk go in to the ladies room?
A: Because he wanted to go where no man had gone before.