There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Blonde: "What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?"
Blonde: "Because I want to know. Why do you have to question everything?!"
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Yo momma so stupid it took her four hours to watch "60 Minutes."
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.