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There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”

airlike23

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.

Anonymous

Why are asprins white? Because they work!

ScottBackman

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

Anonymous

Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Anonymous

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

kallen007

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Anonymous

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Anonymous

Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

Kirbeh Master

School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

Anonymous