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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.
Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.