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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

maryochoa

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

ZDW

Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Anonymous

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Repor9

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Anonymous

There is a black man, a white man, and a Mexican man on a plane that is too heavy to fly and they are about to crash. They each have to throw something off the plane to save them from crashing. The black man throws out his Jordan shoes and says, "We have too many in our country.” The Mexican tosses out his lawn mower and says, "We have too many in our country.” The white man puts his item down, grabs the Mexican, throws him out the window and says, "We have too many in our country.”

airlike23

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

funny jokes

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Andrew

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

jalvarez100

School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

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