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Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

marquez007

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

GIovanni p...

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

LaughFactory

Q: What did one ocean say to another ocean?
A: Nothing. It just waved.

skylah gol...

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Montgomery...

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.

Anonymous

Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

CHRIS

Why are asprins white? Because they work!

ScottBackman

Yo mama so hairy, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower.

calvin

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

Capricorn37

Q: Where does an animal go if it loses its tail?
A: A retailer!

Mason Dunn...

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Anonymous