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A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

jalvarez100

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

kandue0962

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

joshdavis1991

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

kallen007

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

jaelynn le...

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

LaughFactory

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.

LaughFactory

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

GIovanni p...

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

zacky

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

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