Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”