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Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Repor9

Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
A: The black one because he's 20.

DJH

Q. What is the color of the wind?
A. Blew.

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Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

mariela sapon

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Tatauaje13

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

joshdavis1991

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Anonymous

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: "Meet you at the corner!"

tswift12

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Angel Stalone

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

zacky