What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.