Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
The difference between like and love is spit and swallow.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."
Q: Why did Barbie never get pregnant?
A: Ken always came in another box.