How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.