Why are asprins white? Because they work!
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.
Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.