Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her
Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.