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Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Anonymous

Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.

Gavin89

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

John Ocall...

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

John Ocall...

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

John Ocall...

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

bobby

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

bobby

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

bobby

Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

ricky

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Anonymous

How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Anonymous

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.

TAYABOO