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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on the back of the bus it did a wheelie.

Anonymous

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

bobby

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

bobby

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

bobby

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

Anonymous

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a Twinkie in the street.

LaughFactory

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

dukieman

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

dukieman

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

dukieman

Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex position. One says, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best." "I don't think I have ever heard of that one," says the other cowboy. "What is it?" "Well, it's where you get your girl down on all four, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around, cup her t*ts, and whisper in her ear, 'boy these feel almost as nice as your sisters.' Then you try and hold on for 30 seconds."

ballmyloveb

Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

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