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Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.

LaughFactory

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Anonymous

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a naked white woman and a naked black woman?
A: One is on the cover of Playboy and the other is on the cover of National Geographic.

ricky

How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Anonymous

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.

TAYABOO

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

dukieman

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

dukieman

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?
A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

dukieman

There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

alanwake

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

pinktabby

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

pinktabby