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joke bank - Popular Jokes

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Anonymous

Why do Mexican kids eat tamales on Christmas? So they can have something to unwrap.

Gavin89

Yo momma's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

maggs

There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

alanwake

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

Rudy T. Mo...

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

Rudy T. Mo...

Yo momma's so fat, she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

LaughFactory

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Anonymous

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do an essay.

TAYABOO

A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."

jbaby143

"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

guzz

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Anonymous