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Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.

sanchie

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.

sanchie

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.

sanchie

Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game?
A: Their bats flew away.

sanchie

A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."

jbaby143

"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

guzz

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

mtelloibew

Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Anonymous

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

Anonymous

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

mohdreza

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

mohdreza

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

mohdreza