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Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

Pat

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

Pat

Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A: It's okay. He woke up.

Pat

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."

Mark My Words

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."

Mark My Words

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."

Mark My Words

A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?" The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old." "Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She said, "Your name never came up in the conversation."

Mark My Words

Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

sexxyslim

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

lovebite

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

lovebite

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

lovebite

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

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