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Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

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Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

hatcher

Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.

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A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

Eddie k

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband's two. She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. He says, "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say hello?"

Eddie k

Yo momma's so smelly, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.

morgan Dav...

How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Anonymous

Three brothers are traveling along a road, and their car dies. They all get out of the car, and start walking to a barn that's a little ways away. When they get their, the farmer comes out of the barn, and offers them a room for one night. He says to the first one, "You can sleep with the pigs," the second guy," you can sleep with the cows", and the third guy, "I like the cut of your jib. You can sleep with my 18 daughters." The next morning, he asks everyone how they slept. The first man said, "I slept like a pig." The second man said ,"I slept like a cow." The third guy said, "I slept like a rabbit. I jumped from hole, to hole, to hole."

AminJimbo

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

TheLaughFa...

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!

Ur2010cowvoys

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

David Simo...