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Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"