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Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

LaughFactory

Yo mama so ugly she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

David Simo...

For all the guys who think a woman's place is in the kitchen, remember that's where the knives are kept.

Anonymous

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Anonymous

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?"
Son: "I don't have it."
Dad: "Why?"
Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

Anonymous

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

SOME DUDE

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

SOME DUDE

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

SOME DUDE

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

SOME DUDE

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

Lincoln Dr...

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank?
A: Shoot the people pushing it.

Lincoln Dr...

A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"

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