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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

coloured p...

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

coloured p...

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

coloured p...

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

LaughFactory

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

zacky

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Anonymous

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Anonymous

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

ScillaB03

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Anonymous

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Donovan

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

Haydenjr1