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Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Anonymous

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Andrew

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Andrew

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Andrew

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

Haydenjr1

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Anonymous

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

Anonymous

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

marquez007

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

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