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A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"

Anonymous

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

rosatruesdale

Your momma is so hairy when she opens her legs it says "Welcome to Busch Gardens."

bayron

Yo momma is so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

TheLaughFa...

Why do Jewish people love air? Because it's free.

tangilberta

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

becky.awsum

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

becky.awsum

Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!

Kwame

Yo mamma so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .

jon_96

A blonde, out of money, and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides, on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde." The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning, the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

flypelican

How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

I_H8_2_lov...

How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

I_H8_2_lov...