What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."