What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."