What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."