Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family of four.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"