Why did Hitler kill himself? Because he saw his gas bill.
Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.