Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!