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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Anonymous

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

zacky

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Anonymous

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

Andrew

Q: What is tall when it is young and short when it is old?
A: A candle.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

Haydenjr1

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

maryochoa

Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

marquez007

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Anonymous

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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