Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.