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My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

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Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Anonymous

How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

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Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

Angel Stalone

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

joshdavis1991

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

nghtvisn

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

zacky

A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”

Anonymous

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

Anonymous

Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

Anonymous

Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?

Repor9

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

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