A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "All of me."
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.