Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."