Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."