Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Q: Why did the pig leave the costume party?
A: Because everyone thought he was a boar.
Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You're too young to smoke.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Q: What did the Black Eyed Peas do at Wiz Khalifa's costume party?
A: They dressed up in black and yellow, black and yellow, and said, "I'm a bee, I'm a bee, I'm a I'm a I'm a bee!"