Q: What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A: You're too young to smoke.
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Q: What kind of candy do Indians give out on Halloween?
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
Brunette: "Where were you born?"
Brunette: "Which part?"
Blonde: "All of me."