How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.