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Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

jaelynn le...

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

ZDW

Yo momma's so fat, that when she went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

Anonymous

Yo momma is so fat that when she saw a yellow school bus go by full of white kids she ran after it yelling, "TWINKIE!"

the master

How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

kallen007

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

Your momma's so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.

Anonymous

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.

me

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

joshdavis1991

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

nghtvisn

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

zacky

A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"

Anonymous