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How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.

kallen007

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout?
A: A boy scout comes home from camp.

Anonymous

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

yohel

Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

joshdavis1991

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

My mom

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

zacky

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

coloured p...

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

ZDW

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

kandue0962

Why are asprins white? Because they work!

ScottBackman

Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

TheLaughFa...

Yo momma is so fat when she went to KFC the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" and yo momma said, "The one on the roof."

jaelynn le...