What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!