My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.