Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.