Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Josey wasn't the best pupil at Sunday school. She often fell asleep and one day while she was sleeping, the teacher asked her a question. "Who is the creator of the universe?" Joe was sitting next to Josey and decided to poke her with a pin to wake her up. Josey jumped and yelled, "God almighty!" The teacher congratulated her. A little later the teacher asked her another question, "Tell me who is our lord and savior?" Joe poked Josey again and she yelled out, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher congratulated her again. Later on the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 26th child?" Joe poked Josey again and she shouted, "If you stick that thing in me again, I'll snap it in half and stick it up your ass!"
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.