Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The dad said, "Well it's what Mommy calls me sometimes." The little girl screamed to her brother, "Don't eat it. Its an asshole!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"