Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma is so hairy, when she went to the movie theater to see Star Wars, everybody screamed and said, "IT'S CHEWBACCA!"
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.