How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"