What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!