How do you blindfold a Chinese person? Put floss over their eyes.
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.