Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.