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Why are asprins white? Because they work!

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Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

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Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

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