Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Teacher: "What is the future tense of the statement: 'I had killed a thief'?"
Student: "You will go to jail."
What do a pizza boy and a gyneocologist have in common? They both smell it but they can't eat it.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.