Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: "Put it on my bill."
Yo momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
Yo Momma's so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, "What are those"?