What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."