Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?" The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.