Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.
Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb a tree and act like a nut.