Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Q: My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken.
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.