joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: Why don't Mexicans like to barbecue?
A: Because the beans fall through the grill.

Redzephyr23

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

BigPHIL

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

mahamottid...

Q: How does every racist joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Anonymous

Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can't do what they ask. The white man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell. The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hell. The Mexican man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from. After pointing to every hole on the lid, the Mexican turns around, points at his butt hole, and says, "Nope, this one."

Anonymous

Q: How much soup can an Asian eat?
A: Wonton.

Anonymous

Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.

Anonymous

I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.

NailedIt

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Lol

Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
A: The black one because he's 20.

DJH

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Anonymous

Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Anonymous