Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.
What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!
Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.