Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)
Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.