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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.


Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

Mark My Words

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.


Q: Why don't Mexicans like to barbecue?
A: Because the beans fall through the grill.


Q: Why are black people so fast? A: Because all the slow ones are in jail.

Big D

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.


Q: Why do black people have nightmares?
A: Because the last person who had a dream got shot.


How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.


Q: How much soup can an Asian eat?
A: Wonton.


I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.


Two white men walk past a police station. On the wall is a poster which says, "Two black men wanted for rape." One white man says to the other, "They always get the best jobs."


You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."