Q: When is the only time you can smack an ugly woman in the face?
A: When her mustache is on fire.
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
An Asian lady went into labor and her child came out black. The doctor asked her if she picked a name for the baby and she said, "Yea, Som Ting Wong!" (Something's wrong)
Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.