Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.
What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.
Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.
What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.