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Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

Tyrone's first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, "The teacher told us to say our ABC's and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, "Because you black and they white." The next day Tyrone was crying again. "What's wrong today, Tyrone?" his mother asked. Tyrone said, "Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to 10. Why is that?" The mom answered, "Because you black and they white." The third day he came home smiling. "What happened today, Tyrone?" asked his mom. "We went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all, because I'm black and they white, right mama?" She said, "No, Tyrone, it's because you 17 and they 6."

Stephon Ca...

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

BigPHIL

Q: What is the difference between a black man and Santa?
A: Santa stops after the third Ho.

Anonymous

Why can’t Polish farmers raise chickens? They plant the eggs too deep.

Anonymous

Q: How much soup can an Asian eat?
A: Wonton.

Anonymous

Q: How does every racist joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Anonymous

Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can't do what they ask. The white man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell. The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hell. The Mexican man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from. After pointing to every hole on the lid, the Mexican turns around, points at his butt hole, and says, "Nope, this one."

Anonymous

I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.

NailedIt

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Anonymous

What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl? Garbage gets picked up.

Anonymous

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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