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An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."

Anonymous

Q: Why do Asians hate football? A: Because they spend 13 hours a day making them.

me

Q: What do you call a retarded Chinaman?
A: Sometin Wong.

Paddy and ...

Q: There are 3 families living in 3 apartments in one building, a Mexican family, a white family, and a black family. A tonado hits the building one day. Which family survives?
A: The white family, because the children are at school and the parents are at work.

Anonymous

How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.

Anonymous

Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.

BigRed

Q: What's the difference between Jew Jesus and Black Jesus? A: Jew Jesus was born in a stable. Black Jesus was born into an unstable home.

Jamar Mala...

Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.

Anonymous

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A: A book has papers.

the internet

Q: Why do Jewish women love circumcised men?
A: Because they like 20 percent off.

Brett rose...

Don't be racist. Be like the multi-cultural panda bear: black, white, and Chinese.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call an Indian in a Ferrari?
A: Curry in a hurry.

Milan Pere...