Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: They are good at running, stealing, and shooting.
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.
Q: What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho.
Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.