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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico?
A: A white back.


Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball game?
A: Juan on Juan.

Albert Baeza

Q:What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack?
A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.


What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.


A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa


Q:what's the difference between a white owl and a black owl.
A:a white owl goes who who. a black owl goes who dat who dat.

Elijah c

How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.


What is the favorite sport of Mexicans?

Cross Country


A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.


Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?

They named it Sum Ting Wong

christopherk zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff
china says they have the biggest wall
austraila says they have the best grass
new zealand says they have the best flag
south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag


Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE.
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.