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Q: What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection?
A: Cracker with cheese.

Anonymous

What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker.

caseytkd

A robber sticks his gun in a Scotsman's ribs and demands, "Your money or your life!" When after a moment there is no answer, he repeats his demand, "Your money or your life!" to which the Scotsman replies, "I'm thinking it over!"

jackrwilson

An Irishman, an Indian man, a British man, and a Scottish man are riding in a plane. The pilot shouts back, "We need to lose some weight or we'll crash!" So the Irishman throws out some beer and saying, "We got enough of that in our country." The Indian throws out some curry and says, "We got enough off that in our country." The Scottish man throws some bagpipes off and says, "We got enough of that in our country." Then the British man picks up the Indian and chucks him off the plane saying, "We got enough off them that in our country."

liam

I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!

c. stallons

What is the sign of inflation? A Volkswagen with 12 Latinos in it.

Anonymous

A black man is lost in the forest. A hunter finds him and says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you ax me a tree?" The black man says, "No, but I can ax you a question?"

Sidrik chur

Q: Why do Italian men wear necklaces?
A: To let them know where to stop shaving.

Mark My Wi...

What do u call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan-on-Juan.

Juan Class...

Racist jokes are so dumb when you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal

Kobe Singl...

Q: Why was the Malasian plane lost?
A: Because an Asian was driving it!

Josh

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you fucking racist.

james sharman