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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball game?
A: Juan on Juan.

Albert Baeza

How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.

msfomai

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.

Anonymous

Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S

Anonymous

A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.

Repor9

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb. 10, one to screw in the light bulb and nine to hold the ladder.

ediaz134

Q: What's a WASP's favorite prize?
A: The Lilly Pulitzer prize.

Elizabeth ...

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot the bartender says cool where did u get it the parrot says Africa

Anonymous

china...austraila..new zealand...south africa is fighting who has the best stuff
china says they have the biggest wall
austraila says they have the best grass
new zealand says they have the best flag
south africa says they have the springbuck ..he jumps over the wall ...shits on the grass...and wipes his ass with the flag

christun

What is the favorite sport of Mexicans?

Cross Country

Anonymous

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a black baby?

They named it Sum Ting Wong

christopherk

Adam and Eve are wondering wether they are black or white. Eve says why dont you go and ask god. So Adam goes into the garden of eden and shouts out to god are we black or white? A big booming voice bellows out YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE.
He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. How do you know asks Eve. Because he said you are what you are Adam replied. Why does that mean we are white? asked Eve. Because if we were black he would have said You is what you is.

Anonymous