Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
Q: What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho.
Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.