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joke bank - Racist Jokes

A guy decides to do something nice for his girlfriend before they leave on vacation so he gets her name tattooed on his penis. He comes home and shows it to her. She looks at it and says, "That's great, sweetie, but what is 'Wy'?" He tells her to rub it and as she does she sees it actually reads "Wendy." When they arrive at Montego Bay, the couple are walking along a nude beach and the boyfriend notices a black guy with "Wy" on his penis. He asks the man if he also has a girlfriend named Wendy. The black guy laughs and says, "Nah, mon, mine says 'Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day.'"

Oren Lang

Q: What's the difference between a Mexican and a large pizza?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

BigPHIL

Q: Why don't Mexicans like to barbecue?
A: Because the beans fall through the grill.

Redzephyr23

Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

Mark My Words

I shop for shoes the way black men hit on women. It has to jump out and grab me.

NailedIt

Q: Why are black people so fast? A: Because all the slow ones are in jail.

Big D

Q: How much soup can an Asian eat?
A: Wonton.

Anonymous

You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."

Jha00138

How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call two black men in a red sleeping bag?
A: A Kit Kat.

Jacksonree...

Q: Why do black people have nightmares?
A: Because the last person who had a dream got shot.

niecey

What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl? Garbage gets picked up.

Anonymous