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joke bank - Racist Jokes

What do you call a Mexican with three eyes? Ay, ay, ay!

turtle91

Did you hear about the little Polish kid who got diarrhea? He thought he was melting.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a Caucasian person who swims across the border into Mexico?
A: A white back.

NOAHLOT2

How did the Samoan climb the tree? He didn't. He scared the limbs out of it.

msfomai

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.

Anonymous

Q:What do you have when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Pollack?
A: A graffiti artist who spray paints on chain linked fences.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball game?
A: Juan on Juan.

Albert Baeza

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light bulb. 10, one to screw in the light bulb and nine to hold the ladder.

ediaz134

Q: What's a WASP's favorite prize?
A: The Lilly Pulitzer prize.

Elizabeth ...

A group of Cro-Magnons are standing on a cliff, looking a group of Neanderthals and say,"How many Neanderthals does it take to light a fire?" The answer is none they don't have it yet.

Repor9