What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.
Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?
A: They are good at running, stealing, and shooting.