Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.
Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.
What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.
Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!