What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!
Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.