A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
Q: What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?
Q: What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho.
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.