Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.
Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.
What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!