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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: Why don't Black people take free cruises?
A: Because they aren't falling for that one again.

Kanyon Smart

What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl? Garbage gets picked up.

Anonymous

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Anonymous

Q: What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?
A: A churro.

Hesus

Q: Do you know who was the first black guy to admit he is the father?
A: Darth Vader.

Gabe Neaveill

How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.

Anonymous

Three dead men go to hell at the same time. There is a white man, a Chinese man, and a Mexican man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can't do what they ask. The white man asks for the fastest sports car in the world; he goes to into hell. The Chinese man asks for the most advanced computer in the world; he goes into to hell. The Mexican man gets a glass soda bottle, farts into it, closes the lid, pokes many holes in the lid, and asks Satan which hole the fart came from. After pointing to every hole on the lid, the Mexican turns around, points at his butt hole, and says, "Nope, this one."

Anonymous

Q: How does every racist joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Anonymous

Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.

Anonymous

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between a black man and Santa?
A: Santa stops after the third Ho.

Anonymous

Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
A: The black one because he's 20.

DJH