Q: What do you call a stupid Chinese prostitute?
A: Wun Dum Ho.
Q: What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.
Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.
Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.