What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? THE COST!!!
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.