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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?
A: A churro.

Hesus

Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
A: The black one because he's 20.

DJH

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

Anonymous

Q: What do you call it when a black man is pushed out of an airplane?
A: Nightfall.

CHRIS

Q: Why did the Romans build straight roads?
A: To stop the Pakistanis from building corner shops.

ynanontoat

How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.

Anonymous

Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

Lol

Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate them too.

Anonymous

Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.

Anonymous

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they can shoot, steal, and run.

Phillip M

Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.

BigRed

Q: What do you call a black robot?
A: Tydrone.

conoromeara