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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?
A: A churro.


Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
A: The black one because he's 20.


Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate them too.


You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."


Q: Why did the Romans build straight roads?
A: To stop the Pakistanis from building corner shops.


Q: What do you call it when a black man is pushed out of an airplane?
A: Nightfall.


Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.


Q: Did you hear Apple is making a new phone just for Chinese people?
A: It's called the iOpener.


I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Mark Bolton

How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.


Q: What do you call a black robot?
A: Tydrone.


Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they can shoot, steal, and run.

Phillip M