joke bank - Racist Jokes

I was walking down the street and I punched of a white guy and then I was arrested for assault. The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

Mark Bolton

What is the difference between garbage and an Irish girl? Garbage gets picked up.

Anonymous

Q: Did you hear Apple is making a new phone just for Chinese people?
A: It's called the iOpener.

Anonymous

Q: Why did the Romans build straight roads?
A: To stop the Pakistanis from building corner shops.

ynanontoat

Q: What do you call it when a black man is pushed out of an airplane?
A: Nightfall.

CHRIS

Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.

Anonymous

A black baby dies, goes to heaven, gets his wings, asks God, "Am I an angel?" God looks at him and says, "Naw nigga, you a bat."

Anonymous

You know why we don't have Mexican Astronauts? It's because the countdown goes like this, "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Launch! Lonch!?!? Vamos a comer..."

Jha00138

Q: What do you call a black robot?
A: Tydrone.

conoromeara

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they can shoot, steal, and run.

Phillip M

How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.

Anonymous

Q: What is the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew?
A: The black Jew has to sit in the back of the oven.

Anonymous