Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.
What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.
What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A black widow.
Two Jews walk into a bar and ask for some water. Why? Because its free.
Q: What do black people and sperm have in common?
A: Only one in a million work.