Q: What's the difference between a black man and Batman?
A: Batman can go inside a store without Robin.
Q: What's the only positive thing about living in the ghetto?
A: Pregnancy tests.
Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.
What happens if a Jew with an erection walks face first into a wall? He breaks his nose.
Q: What's the difference between a black and an Asian?
A: 10 minutes in the oven.