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joke bank - Racist Jokes

Q: What do you call a Mexican rolling in sand?
A: A churro.


Q: Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick?
A: The black one because he's 20.


Q: Why do black people have white hands and feet?
A: That is where God stood them up against the wall to spray them.


Q: What do you call it when a black man is pushed out of an airplane?
A: Nightfall.


Q: Why did the Romans build straight roads?
A: To stop the Pakistanis from building corner shops.


How many mexicans does it take to build a roof? Juan.


Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.


Q: Why do black people smell? A: So blind people can hate them too.


Did you hear about the Iranian who locked himself out of his car? It took three hours to get his family out of it.


Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they can shoot, steal, and run.

Phillip M

Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Mike Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmike.


Q: What do you call a black robot?
A: Tydrone.