Q: Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
A: They only had two vans.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk Irishman.
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck. Who's driving? Immigration.
How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.